I got this very funny and very entertaining book for my birthday...thank you, Lauren! I'm telling you what is inside this book is much better than what you are visualizing in your head as "porn." You may have seen this book before, but if not, each page has a picture of a very attractive guy sometimes posing with a baby, a vacuum, he may have on an apron...you get the idea. What guys typically don't have with them. I have to share some of the quotes from the pages of "Porn for New Moms!" These are from the mouths of the men on the pages. Enjoy...(especially all of you moms!)
- Damn! You look hot in those sweatpants!
- Don't worry, honey. Your mother and I will take wonderful care of the baby while you and your girlfriends are at the spa.
- Look! She loves the sound of the vacuum cleaner. And you should see her light up when I damp mop!
- No, you relax for a while. I've figured out how to fold everything one-handed.
- So, tell me again, what was the consistency of the poop?
- Sure, your girlfriends can drop their babies off here while you girls go to the bar. The more the merrier!
- Hey, the guys are coming over. They want to help me take the baby to the park!
- No, No! Sit down! I'll do the dishes. After nine and half months of pregnancy, 26 hours of labor and 18 stitches, you don't have to do a damn thing around here!
- And my favorite...If I promise to do all the laundry and diaper changes for the next few years, can we have another one?
Although the book credits itself as porn, there is no nudity, but it is VERY good therapy for moms! It is even better when you can read it in person. What a fantastic gift!
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